26. Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

27. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

28. Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those
   little packages.

29. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.

30. Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.

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