36. Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."

37. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

38. Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.

39. Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.

40. Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.

0 megjegyzés: