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Oral Sex - An Ode To Love

Penis breath, a lover's dread

Is what you get when you give head

Unpleasant as it tends to be 

Be grateful that he doesn't pee

It's times like this, you wonder why

You bothered reaching for his fly

But it's too late, can't be a tease

Accept the facts, get on your knees

You know you've got a job to do

So open wide and shove it through

Lick the tip then take it all

Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl

Slide up and down, use your tongue

And feel the precum start to run

So when the fuck's he gonna cum

Just, when you can't take anymore

You hear your lover's mighty roar

And when he hits that real high note

You feel it oozing down your throat

Salty, fishy, sticky, stuff

Okay, already that's enough

Let's switch you say, before you gag

And what revenge, you're on the rag.