What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree
would kill you?
A pool table.

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
And what kind of lettuce?
Iceberg.

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