• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
  • A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
  • Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
  • Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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