Library for Fun - Jokes and Joy

• When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
• Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
• Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
• There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
• When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.