11. I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get
12. The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no
trade-in value.
13. There are two sides to every divorce: ours and shithead's.
14. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes,
make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of  hand
grenades...now THAT'S a message!
15. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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