16. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
17. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
18. I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving
me lately!
19. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days
I've stayed alive.
20. Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one
busted condom?

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