Library for Fun - Jokes and Joy

• Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
• Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
• When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.