• Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
  • The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
  • There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
  • When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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