• Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
  • James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
  • Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
  • Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
  • Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
  • It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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