"Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac."
Unknown
"The only real diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out."
Unknown
"An optimist laughs to forget. A pessimist forgets to laugh."
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"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
Winston Churchill
"One of the best things people can have up their sleeve is a funny bone"
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