Funny newspaper headlines part 4

Police Found Safe Under Blanket 

William Kelly Was Fed Secretary 

Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder 

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 

Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water 

Farmer Bill Dies in House 

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped 

Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus? 

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 

Panda Mating Fails - Veterinarian Takes Over 

NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach 

Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden 

Dr. Ruth to Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors 

The Governor's Pen Is Busy (without the space between the 3rd and 4th words) 

Organ Festival Ends in Smashing Climax 

Eye Drops Off Shelf 

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