• Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
  • In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
  • Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
  • Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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