• When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
  • Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
  • When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
  • Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
  • On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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