• Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
  • Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
  • Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
  • For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
  • Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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