Q: Why do you wrap a hamster in electrical tape?
A: So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.

Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't fucking listen.

Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhea

Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
A: You know she'll swallow.

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