Q: Why is anal sex better then normal sex?
A: It's warm, it's tight and more degrading to women.

Q: What's blue and fucks old people?
A: Hypothermia

Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time.
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

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