Library for Fun - Jokes and Joy

Q: Why is anal sex better then normal sex?
A: It's warm, it's tight and more degrading to women.


Q: What's blue and fucks old people?
A: Hypothermia


Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her.


Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time.
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.


Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.