Q. What do you call a jar full of buzzing bees?
A. An Amish vibrator.

Q. What do you get when an epileptic farmer falls into the lettuce
A. Seizure salad.

Q. What's the worst thing about the rising unemployment rate?
A. It gets harder to fuck your girlfriend with her husband home all the

Q. What do K-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both have boys jeans half-off.

Q. What's brown and tastes like applesauce?
A. Baby shit.

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