Q. What's the worst thing a six-year-old could say to you after sex?
A. "I've had better."

Q. What has four legs and one arm?
A. A Doberman on a children's playground?

Q. What's charred and black and smells really bad?
A. A cat chewing on an extension cord.

Q. What's the worst part about giving your cat a bath?
A. Getting all that fur off your tongue.

Q. What would it take for a man to respect a woman's mind?
A. Have it bounce gently as she walks down the street.

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