Q. Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes
A. She wanted to see what she looked like when she was

Q. How do you know when you're getting old?
A. Your dreams are dry and your farts are wet.

The perfect male lover makes love until 3 a.m., then turns into 

What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A:  If we don't get some support soon, people are going to 
think we're nuts.

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