Q: What are the 2 most important holes of a woman?
A: Her nostrils, so that she can breathe while giving a blowjob.
Q: Why are guys so good at video games?
A: It's the eye-hand coordination developed after all those years of jerking off to Playboy centerfolds.
Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
A: S&M&M.
Q: What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
A: Two Mennonite! ..........(2 men a night)
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide her eggs???
A: She doesn't want anyone to know that she's fucking a chicken!
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