Q: What are the 2 most important holes of a woman? 

A: Her nostrils, so that she can breathe while giving a blowjob. 

Q: Why are guys so good at video games? 

A: It's the eye-hand coordination developed after all those years of jerking off to Playboy centerfolds. 

Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? 

A: S&M&M. 

Q: What is every Amish woman's private fantasy? 

A: Two Mennonite! ..........(2 men a night)

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide her eggs??? 

A: She doesn't want anyone to know that she's fucking a chicken! 

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