Q: What's the difference between a penis and a prick? 

A: A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying..... A prick is the guy who owns it. 

Q: Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasal spray? 

A: It's for Dickheads! 

Q: Why do men fall asleep immediately after sex? 

A: So women can finish the job off properly! 

Q: Why do men always pay more for car insurance? 

A: Women don't get blowjobs while they're driving. 

Q: Men are like bagpipes... 

A: You won't get anything unless you blow them first. 

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