Q: What's the difference between a penis and a prick?
A: A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying..... A prick is the guy who owns it.
Q: Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasal spray?
A: It's for Dickheads!
Q: Why do men fall asleep immediately after sex?
A: So women can finish the job off properly!
Q: Why do men always pay more for car insurance?
A: Women don't get blowjobs while they're driving.
Q: Men are like bagpipes...
A: You won't get anything unless you blow them first.
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