Q. What's a "68?"
A. You do me and I'll owe you one.

Q. Why do men like women in leather?
A. Because they smell like new cars.

Q. How do you get your husband interested in oral sex?
A. Douche with beer.

Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
A. Hold onto your nuts, this is going to be one hell of a blow job.

Q. How can you tell if you're on a Jewish golf course?
A. Instead of yelling, "FORE!" they yell, "$3.99!"

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