Q. What's the difference between a lesbian and a Firestone tire?
A. The tire will eventually go down on you.

Q. How do you turn a washing machine into a snow plow?
A. Give the bitch a shovel.

Q. What's the first thing a woman released from a battered
women's shelter should do?
A. The dishes, if she's smart.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A. A cock that stays up all night.

Q. What do you call female Viagra?
A. Jewelry

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