Q. What did the bishop do to the priest who admitted his homosexuality?
A. He defrocked him immediately.

Q. What do gay men refer to foreskin as?
A. Mud flaps.

Q. Why is marriage like the Army?
A. Everyone complains about it, but a surprising number re-enlist.

Q. Why do women have two sets of lips?
A. So they can piss and moan at the same time.

Q. Why were lesbians invented?
A. So radical feminists wouldn't breed.

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