A Jumbo jet is just coming in to land at Heathrow airport London.
It’s on the final approach so the pilot comes on over the intercom to make
his fair well speech.
"This is Capt. Smith, we're on our final descent into London Heathrow. I’d
like to thank you for flying with us today and wish you a pleasant say or
onward journey."
Well the Capt. forgets to switch off the intercom. The whole plane can
now hear the conversation from the cockpit.
The co-pilot says, "Well skipper, what you going to do in London?"
Now all ears on the plan are listening to the conversation.
"Well", says the skipper, "First I'm going to check into the hotel and go
for a massive dump. Then I'm going to take that new stewardess out for
supper, you know, the one with the huge tits. I'm going to wine and dine
her, take her back to my room and slip the old salami to her all night."
Everyone on the plane is trying to get a look at the stewardess.
She's so embarrassed, she runs from the back of the plane to try and get
to the cockpit and switch off the intercom. Half way down she trips over
an old lady’s hand bag. Smack she lands face first on the floor.
The old lady leans over and says, "No need to my run dear, he's got to go
for a shit first."

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