Politics

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What’s Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of
then family, so that make’s me The Prime Minister. Your mother
administers the money, so we can call her the Government. We're here to
take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll
consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the
Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed, thinking about what his Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check
on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little
boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not
wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
locked, he peeks through the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the
nanny, so he gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good, son! Tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class,
while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep shit!"