To work at Starbucks, should you have graduated Magna Cum Latte?
Man: "Doctor, I think I'm a dog." Psychiatrist: "Mmmm. Interesting. Please lie down on the couch." Man: "I'm not allowed on the couch!"
I videotape my children a lot - because I think they're stealing from us.
Never moon a werewolf.
You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes!
Why can't a pony sing? Because it's a little horse. (
What do you get when you bake beans and onions together? Tear gas.
A blind man was calling an end to his relationship with his girlfriend. "I'm sorry, I can't see you anymore."
Can cross-eyed teachers control their pupils?
What goes around a button? A billy goat.
Is Visine.com a site for sore eyes?
I've told you a million times not to exaggerate!
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