Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
A man was arrested for dressing up like a woman. He was charged with male fraud.
Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
People from New York are called New Yorkers. Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
If you're going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
About a month before he died, my grandmother covered my grandfather with lard. After that, he went downhill very quickly.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrels it could be done.
When my ship comes in, I'll be at the airport.
A man got a blood transfusion, but the hospital ran out of blood - so substituted borscht. Now his heart never skips a beet.
What did Ernie say when his best friend asked him if he wanted some ice cream? "Sure, Bert!"
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