I read a book on helium once. I couldn't put it down!
A chemist walks into a pharmacy and says, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?" The pharmacist asks, "You mean aspirin?" "That's it, I can never remember the word."
"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." The doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him!"
There are only two things that are certain in this life - Death and Taxes. Unless you are wealthy - then there are Monaco and Cryogenics.
There was a girl I dated in high school whose name was Becky, but everyone called her "Lincoln" because all the guys took a shot at her in the balcony.
Why isn't palindrome spelled the same way backwards?
If a man doesn't have any fingers, can he be counted on?
A man accidentally cut off all of his fingers with a saw. The doctor said, "Thank goodness for microsurgery. Give me the fingers, and I'll sew them back on!" The man said, "I couldn't pick them up!"
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