How many weeks are there in a light year?
A policeman pulled me over and said, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" I said, "You should really ask a psychic!"
Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A tree's favorite drink is root beer.
How does a bass player make his car go faster? He takes the Domino's Pizza sign off the top. (thanks to Jen'fer)
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
The things that come to those who wait are actually the things that were left by those who got there first!
Can bald people get a hairline fracture?
Mistakes are made from time to time. Without them, some of us would have never been born!
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