Showing posts with label Business facts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Business facts. Show all posts

Business facts #7

You never time to do it correctly, but always time to do it.

The remaining work to finish to achieve your goal increases as the deadline approaches.

If there is ever the possibility of several things going wrong, that causes the most damage is to go wrong.

If something is broken and it prevents you from doing something, it will be fixed when you no longer need the middle of something else, or do not want it fixed, because now you do not want to do what you should do.

The more urgent the need to take a decision, the less apparent becomes the identity of the manufacturer.

It is never wise to leave any piece of electronic equipment know that you're busy.

Business facts #6

When all else fails, read the instructions.

If it is possible a number of things going wrong, that causes the most damage is to go wrong.

All the simple theory is formulated for the most complex.

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only an idiot would use it.

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

Difficult task is to stop the almost finished a tiny, insignificant detail above.

Business facts #5

If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by the page number.

Any system that depends on human reliability is unreliable.

If you can not understand, it is intuitively obvious.

The warmest of the Secretary buyer, the more likely that competition is already ranking.

If it is not a computer, it is not.

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Business facts #4

Some survive the book - even if you do not know who wrote the book, or even what book.

The main function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the manufacturer and impossible for the technician.

Expert on the spot, the choice predicts that the work lasts longer and costs more.

After all is said and done, more is said than done.

Any model must contain at least one portion that is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development.

A complex system that works without exception, we have developed a simple system that works.

Business facts #3

The first myth of management is there.

An error does not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

To err is human, to blame someone else shows good management skills. (Thanks to Jordan)

The new systems will create new problems.

The computer makes so many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.

Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting honest day's work.

Business facts #2

Logic is a systematic approach will be the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

The abundance of the front office decor varies inversely with the company's central solvency.

The attention span of a computer is as long as its power cord.

The expert is a person who knows more and more of less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Nothing is ever built on schedule or budget.

Business facts

A meeting is an event where minutes are kept and hours are lost.

If you tell your boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire the next morning, you have a flat tire.

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you're with someone you do not want to be seen with.

When trying to show someone that something is not working, it will.

As soon as you sit down with hot coffee, your boss asks you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.

Anything is possible if you do not know what you're talking about.