It has no belt through all loops.
It is eaten with a single stick.
His elevator does not make for Penthouse.
God can still use it as a practical miracle.
It has six beers, but it lacks the little plastic things that unite them.
His path to fitness does not go all the way around the lake.
He left the store without all his groceries.
He is missing a few buttons on his remote control.
None of his grain silo.
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Showing posts with label insults. Show all posts
It is about half a bubble...
It is about half a bubble off plumb.
It is lime and salt, but no tequila.
He experiment artificial stupidity.
His antenna does not take all the channels.
He was born at low tide in the gene pool.
It has two oars in the water but they are on the same side of the boat!
He does not find his ass with two hands and periscope.
She is deaf, dumb, and blonde.
His deck has no face cards.
It is diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
It is lime and salt, but no tequila.
He experiment artificial stupidity.
His antenna does not take all the channels.
He was born at low tide in the gene pool.
It has two oars in the water but they are on the same side of the boat!
He does not find his ass with two hands and periscope.
She is deaf, dumb, and blonde.
His deck has no face cards.
It is diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
It's a bit short dilithium...
It's a bit short dilithium crystals from a warp core.
He pair of knights on a crusade about.
This is a short verse of a sonnet.
It is a few ears short of a bushel.
It is a few meters from the runway.
It is a bit shy of a chain link.
It is a bit short of puppies in a pet store.
It is a few tomatoes short of a thick sauce.
He obtained a room temperature IQ.
He pair of knights on a crusade about.
This is a short verse of a sonnet.
It is a few ears short of a bushel.
It is a few meters from the runway.
It is a bit shy of a chain link.
It is a bit short of puppies in a pet store.
It is a few tomatoes short of a thick sauce.
He obtained a room temperature IQ.
The wheel turns, but...
The wheel turns, but the hamster is dead.
It does not have ulcers, but is a carrier.
I'd like to go hunting with him sometime.
He is working with glue too.
He would say with a signpost.
He brings a lot of fun every time you leave the room.
When his IQ reaches 50, he must sell.
If you see two people talking and one looks bored, which is the other.
It is a few bricks short of a hod.
It does not have ulcers, but is a carrier.
I'd like to go hunting with him sometime.
He is working with glue too.
He would say with a signpost.
He brings a lot of fun every time you leave the room.
When his IQ reaches 50, he must sell.
If you see two people talking and one looks bored, which is the other.
It is a few bricks short of a hod.
Curve is so dense...
Curve is so dense, light that surrounds it.
If brains were taxed, he would get a discount.
If it was more stupid, he should water twice a week.
If you give a penny for your thoughts, you should see a change.
If you stay close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
It is hard to believe that he beat one million other sperm.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, gargle.
It takes 1 1 / 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
If brains were taxed, he would get a discount.
If it was more stupid, he should water twice a week.
If you give a penny for your thoughts, you should see a change.
If you stay close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
It is hard to believe that he beat one million other sperm.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, gargle.
It takes 1 1 / 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
It has a full 6-pack, but...
It has a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic to hold it together.
She is ignorant before - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
She had a photographic memory but with the lens cover glued.
He has excellent candidate for natural deselection.
It is as bright as Alaska in December.
unicellular organisms to score him in IQ tests.
He donated his brain to science before they are finished using it.
Does not work on all thrusters.
It fell from the tree.
She is ignorant before - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
She had a photographic memory but with the lens cover glued.
He has excellent candidate for natural deselection.
It is as bright as Alaska in December.
unicellular organisms to score him in IQ tests.
He donated his brain to science before they are finished using it.
Does not work on all thrusters.
It fell from the tree.
When she opens her mouth...
When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only by changing foot was already there.
Would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
This young lady has delusions of sufficient resources.
It offers low standard of personal and consistently fail to meet them.
The employee should go far - and the first starts, the better.
This employee deprives a village somewhere of an idiot.
Not the best knife in the drawer.
She entered the gene pool while the lifeguard was not watching.
I love you more today than tomorrow.
Would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
This young lady has delusions of sufficient resources.
It offers low standard of personal and consistently fail to meet them.
The employee should go far - and the first starts, the better.
This employee deprives a village somewhere of an idiot.
Not the best knife in the drawer.
She entered the gene pool while the lifeguard was not watching.
I love you more today than tomorrow.
She is as smart as...
She is as smart as bait.
It does not have all his dogs tied together.
He forgot to pay his bill brain.
Her sewing machine thread.
The belt does not go through all the loops.
Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
In the pinball game of life, his flippers a bit further out than most.
I want to race that employee.
This employee is really not so much a has-been, but others do not.
It works well when the permanent control and in the corner like a rat in a trap.
It does not have all his dogs tied together.
He forgot to pay his bill brain.
Her sewing machine thread.
The belt does not go through all the loops.
Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
In the pinball game of life, his flippers a bit further out than most.
I want to race that employee.
This employee is really not so much a has-been, but others do not.
It works well when the permanent control and in the corner like a rat in a trap.
She has a few Cokes...
She has a few Cokes short of a six-pack.
It has a few peas short saucepan.
Spin the wheel, but the hamster is dead.
It 's a quick taco combination plate.
She has a few feathers short of a whole duck.
It is all foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Could not pour water from the instructions and turn on the heel.
He fell off the tree and hit every branch on the way dumb down.
You have an intellect rivaled only garden tools.
It has a few peas short saucepan.
Spin the wheel, but the hamster is dead.
It 's a quick taco combination plate.
She has a few feathers short of a whole duck.
It is all foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Could not pour water from the instructions and turn on the heel.
He fell off the tree and hit every branch on the way dumb down.
You have an intellect rivaled only garden tools.
The oven is on, but...
The oven is on, but nothing was cooking.
It's a little too big for its blood supply.
When I think of all the people I most respect, you're right there serving them drinks.
I was not ignoring you, I have no priority.
Since the last report, has hit rock bottom and started digging.
No, those pants do make you look bigger. I mean how could they?
His men followed him everywhere, but only for morbid curiosity.
It is a little short of a circus clown.
He has a few chips short Happy Meal.
He went to the doctor complaining of all brands of beauty...
He went to the doctor complaining of all brands of beauty, but who needs all the help it can get.
Your face evil because it kills me!
There is a handful of terrorists short of a jihad.
It is so stupid, he sits on the TV and watch the couch.
You're so ugly, when you go to the bank they turn off the cameras.
Your input is not all the way up the road.
I think it's a real spirit. He is half right.
In a battle of wits, he disarmed.
Your face evil because it kills me!
There is a handful of terrorists short of a jihad.
It is so stupid, he sits on the TV and watch the couch.
You're so ugly, when you go to the bank they turn off the cameras.
Your input is not all the way up the road.
I think it's a real spirit. He is half right.
In a battle of wits, he disarmed.
He is so fat, have more minds to a Chinese phone book.
He is so fat, have more minds to a Chinese phone book.
She has a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
It is hard as a bowling ball.
It's all hat and no cattle.
She alcoholic: recovering from last night!
You sound reasonable. It takes time for my medication!
She is so ugly that fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
She is so wrinkled, his mother was a Shar Pei.
She has a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
It is hard as a bowling ball.
It's all hat and no cattle.
She alcoholic: recovering from last night!
You sound reasonable. It takes time for my medication!
She is so ugly that fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
She is so wrinkled, his mother was a Shar Pei.
