Showing posts with label Funny but Real School Excuse Notes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny but Real School Excuse Notes. Show all posts
Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around her...
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.
Please excuse <st1:country-region><st1:place>Burma</st1:place></st1:country-region>, she has been sick and under the doctor.
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ( )'s were crossed out.]
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
<st1:place><st1:PlaceName>Dear</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType>School</st1:PlaceType></st1:place>: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.

