yo moma's teeth
yo moma's teeth are so gaped when she went to a gap store they kicked a field gooal through her teeth! 

youre momma's good side
Youre momma's so fat I have to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side. 

Yo Mamma so smells so bad.....
Yo Mamma smells so bad that even a dog won't sniff her ass! 

Yo Mamma's Breath......
Yo momma's breath stinks so bad that every time she burps her teeth have to duck! 

Yo mamma is so dumb
Your momma is so dumb that she put a free cookie on layaway.

Yo Mama's So Short... Run
Yo mama is so short, that she can run track around the toilet! 

Yo mama's so hairy...
Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of HER. 

Yo Mama so poor
Yo mama so poor...
...when I rang the doorbell of her house the toilet flushed
...when I went through front door of her house I ended up in the backyard
...when I went into her house and stepped on a ciggarette, she said,"hey who turned off the heater?"
...when I went into her house a cockroach tripped me and an ant stole my wallet. 

To Be Continued
Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued. 

Tic tacs
yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac. 

So Ugly
Yo mamma's so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mamma's so ugly, she got beat with the ugly stick.
Yo mamma's so ugly, kid's go as her for Halloween.
Yo mamma's so ugly, when she was a kid, she didn't have to wear a costume for Halloween
Yo mamma's so ugly, when she went into the haunted house, and came out with a job application.
Yo mamma's so ugly, she scares away roaches. 

So Stupid
Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mamma's so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."
Yo mamma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. 

Eyelids
Your Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap!

So Fat
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.
Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!
Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!
Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.
Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"
Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton. 

Let there be light!
Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move! 

Haunted house
Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application. 

So Old
Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.
Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.
Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch. 

Yo mama so fat, the whales sing
Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"