Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athens!
Athens who?
Athens I love you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atlas!
Atlas?
Atlas it's the weekend!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atomic!
Atomic who?
Atomic ache!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axl!
Axl who?
Axl me nicely and I might just tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita you like I need a hole in the head!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axel!
Axel who?
Axeldental Tourist!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena flying saucer!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Argo!
Argo who?
Argo down the shops!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ankara!
Ankara who?
Ankara went off the cliff!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ann!
Ann who?
Anndromeda Strain!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon getting out of here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armenia!
Armenia who?
Armenia every word I say!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Asa!
Asa who!
Asa-int amongst men! 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec my lolly!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adlai!
Adlai who?
Adlai a bet on that! 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amana!
Amana who?
Amana bad mood!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator! 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alda!
Alda who?
Alda time you knew who it was!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adelia!
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards and we'll play snap!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire state building!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?


Knock knock
Who’s there?
Oops I did it again.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atlas!
Atlas?
Atlas it's the weekend!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atomic!
Atomic who?
Atomic ache!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axl!
Axl who?
Axl me nicely and I might just tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita you like I need a hole in the head!